I seriously don’t know why you two couldn’t leave me alone. No, instead you had to invade my privacy and try to take this away from me. How immature do you get? I loved this URL, and now I have to change it because you thought it would be “funny” to find my tumblr just to laugh at me. Thanks a lot.

If you know me in real life, just text me or ask me for my new URL. If you don’t know me in real life, I’ll come up with a way to tell you.